Alright, so me and my roommate, a Mr. Cory Stephen Taylor by the way, his blog can be found to the right of this, as well as his leet ass website, which he hasn't updated with more kenny hate lately...
ANNNNYYWAY, so we go in together into a 5+1 buy in sit n go.. basically you buy into the tourney with the 5, and to keep the site from raking hands, they charge an extra dollar that they keep from each player.. So now.. we start the game, and im playing tight as hell, about 70% of my bankroll is up in this pot, considering i refuse to put more than 20 bucks into poker. So we start playing,, and right off the bat i know its going to be a good day. I take down a few minor hands, mostly picking up some blinds smelling weakness, yes i can actually smell weakness through the monitor btw...
Anyway, it comes up soon that i gots me a top pair, jacks, with top kicker, ace, about 15 hands in.. No one else is out yet.. Its the flop, i get raised.. i reraise, this fuck goes all in... I look at the board, see no flush, straight, or full possibility.. so im like wtf, i got em dominated.. and indeed, i did...
What would this fellow have btw? King 3... King fuckin 3... he had paired his 3 against a jack and a 7 out there.. So i took that foo's money.. easy as making cookies.. (Which is another story altogether)
Anyway, im chip leader at the table and it stays that way til their are about 6 ppl left out of the 10 we start with.. I got around 2600, cory has about 1700 and another dude has about 3200 after all but doubling up as he puts a guy out.. Down to 5 folks.. Cory takes another guy down momentarily, down to 4.. 1 more and we make themoney...
Im over here, refusing to play shit that god himself didn't tell me to... Which was not too damn much.. and then i hear it.. angels singing in my ears.. POCKET ROCKETS BABY WOOOOOOOT!!! I slow play the hell out of em, cuz i likes to do that.. I get raised, i call, i get raised again on the turn.. i think for a few seconds, making em think imma fold... and call... River comes.. i limp with a small bet, mebe 1.5x the bb... He reraises all in, a smile spreads warmly across my face as i realize this fuck THOUGHT he smelled me wanting to steal some chips.. I happily call, and he turns over a bluff... He needed the chips being the smallest stack on the table...
Anyway, we are now in the money.. at this point i cant leave with less than 2x what i bought in for... So we play and we play.. The guy asks us if we know each other, and me and cory are both like "HOLY SHIT!" as we remember our address for the site is listed as the exact same thing.. luckily only the city shows up, so we played it off.. Cory acts like an old dude, i act like a vol student... not much of an act.. GO VOLS!!!!
Anyway.. we play it off, and start gunning for each other a slight bit... Just a little to throw off suspicion.. Soon enough however, me and cory are up to about 4k a piece, and the last guy has about 2k... We milk him for a while longer, not colluding, we are just basically beating him... When he's big blind, im small blind, and i love the raise the small blind to steal the big.. Cory hates to lose the bb, so he raises and takes the guys small blind.. basically it just worked out decent how we were sitting...
The guy gets down to less than a 1k, and is looking for an all in.. He goes all in with ace 8, cory, having put the fuck on 1's calls with his pocket 2's.. Cory being the donkey ass he is catches his 2 on the river to make a set, which didn't really matter since the 2's beat him anyway....
ANNNYWAY,, guy goes out, decent guy, we were making jabs and stuff at each other but it was all good.. I wish him well... Me and cory are down to the wire, we play about 15 hands before we both catch a piece of something decent.. I limp into the hand with a jack something of diamonds and bamm the flop gives me a flush draw.. Cory is over there thinking his queens are alright with both the flush draw and a semipossible straight out there... I knew at that point that one of us was about to fuck up..
Personally i dont like playing a hand i dont know ive won,, just a little habit ive picked up along the way.. But cory is pushing... I didn't know quite what he had, figuring either a big pocket pair, or he caught top pair on the flop... He had a big pocket pair.. ladies..
I called of course and we go down to the wire.. all my money is in the pot at this point on one hell of a flush draw, a 10 would have also given me a straight, but i wasn't caring about that.. Turn comes and its an off card, helps neither of us.. We are both holding our breath right before the river comes, and as the smoke clears, im 2 hand pumping the air, jumping to my feet.. Cory is screaming fuck as he plops back down into his seat...
At this point the games all but over.. cory has like 20 bucks left.. i casually take that and the game is over...
Basically, i outplayed mister taylor for half of an hour of strong poker. We both brought our a games and we both cashed out in the green baby.... I of course took the most away, cuz i played the better game.
Cory baby.... I just outplayed ya... I just outplayed ya..
***EDIT*** as you all know i am a very serious poker player, and i in no way condone colluding or cheating in poker, cory and i did not help each other, and we in no way played to each others advantage. we didnt reveal whole cards, or anything else. except the one posted above, which everyone saw. gg everyone, and bg cheaters
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I was bb you Jackass (variation of donkey) Of course i called, your bet was as close to a minbet as it gets...
Post flop was the best call i could make, considering blinds and your POS bet had me about 1/3rd the way in.. I doubt i was going to see a better hand in the next 3 blinds....
look who's talking Mr. 2's all in...
LOLOL!!!
I was putting him on 2 over cards...
Yesh,, but i still won more...
*Double Fist Pump, Jump to feet, chair fly backward move*
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