One Crazy Dream

Before I start... I'll just tell you that i'm going to post everything as i remember it, without holding anything back...



The first thing i remember in this dream, is the girl. A minor character in the whole experience to say the least. I believe she was either dead, sleeping, or wasn't real, im not exactly sure which. This girl, anyway, was leaned up against the house, sitting in a chair.



Oh, btw- this whole thing takes place in the back yard of my moms house, though, its alittle weird, like their has been some adding on and reconstruction to the house. I almost didn't recognize it, til i saw the trees.



Anyway, the girl was their, and so was this old asian guy. A mean looking one. Me and him talked for a while i think, and then he went over to the girl, and started messing with her body. I can't remember exactly what was going on. Anyway, i went and did something in the yard, again, hard to retain exactly what i was doing.



ANYWAY- i come back later to see the asian guy has stuck the girl up his body, sort of like a reverse birthing process, in the area between the anus and the scrotum is where he has stuffed this chick. You can see everything under her shoulders is still hanging out of him.



So i look into the nearest window, and my mom is looking out, but because the window is facing east, and the asian dude is south, she can't see him. At this point, i look at the Asian guy, and the chick has disappeared into him all the way up to her knees.



So, i'm freaking out at this point, and i run into the door, which faces west, and as soon as i go in and the first thing i see, only thing i see really, is the naked back side of my mother, but its not really my mother. My mother isn't a large woman, but the backside i see before me is to a very shapely woman, with long legs, and my mom is short. Without seeing her face, i scream "Mom" and go back outside.



The asian guy must have been surprised to hear me scream for my mother, and the girl flops out of him onto the ground. Very slowly, maliciously, and mean, he simply says.... I know Karate.....Pause..... I'll Kill you!"



The next part gets sort of fuzze, but i remember that we are on the ground, wrestling, and i get him into a couple half nelsons, head locks, and such. But he keeps using weird mystical ancient chinese moves, or so i thought at the time, to keep breaking out. Reminded me of the Matrix movie.



Anyway, at this point i was scared i was about to die, even though i was winning the fight, and i basically forced myself awake... With a sigh of relief, i looked around and noticed their were no asian men.